Read This Article if You Are Afraid

Are you afraid? You should be after all that is what they want; they want you to fear. Oh heck what is it this week? Should we fear International Terrorism? Osama bin Laden, Saddam, the boggy man? How about the white sheets, ghosts and skeletons after all Halloween is here? Or should we fear the things of the past? Communism. Nuclear War. Planet Alignment. Y2K.

Oh no, we must fear! Why what is it today?

Oh it is Bird Flu and it is getting away, flying closer to you by night and by day? Oh my God let’s run, no, no we must pray? HA HA HA. Yah right?

What about Global Warming that is something to fear, severe Super Storms, why they are almost here. We had Katrina, Rita and Wilma, there will be more, so we Must fear. We all going to die the weather man proclaimed, run for your lives, “oh, oh, Oh dear!?!”

We must run and hide, no we must fight, quick hide over hear out of the light. We must watch out in the dead of night; a ghost, a goblin, oh the dear and fright.

You can run but you cannot hide the International Terrorists are out to tan you hide? They want to kill us all don’t you see their plan is to destroy a few buildings and sink the economy. We must leave at once and flea, we must run and hide and give up liberty.

I am so scared and trembling with fear, quick turn on the TV and give me a bear, you’ve got see this on the news, the world is coming to an end may as well break out the booze.

In amazement on the channel as destructive scene, the doorbell rang and I jumped. Sit down silly it is Halloween.