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Sunday, April 01, 2007

Top Ten Reasons David Letterman Always Wears White Sox

There are three talking shows that I watch on television, The Late Show with Saint David Letterman, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and, The Tonight Show with John Jay Leno. (I now also watch The Colbert Butter Butter Butter Report. with Sir Leslie Stephen Colbert.)

Stewart come ups on too late for me, but I can catch it respective times the adjacent twenty-four hours along with Colbert.

In our area, Leno starts at 10:35 p.m. and Letterman come ups on at 11:05 p.m. Why they come up on at these times instead of 10:00 and 11:00 is a enigma to me. Iodine would just like to state that it really teeing grounds me off. Iodine think I'm picky, picky!

Jay Leno

I ticker Leno the first one-half hr of his show and then Letterman the first one-half hr of his show.

Sometimes I change back and forth. Clickity, Click!

I usually don’t stay up for the 2nd one-half of Letterman unless he have a invitee that hits it off with me.

Leno have (do not set derogative comment here) writers. His gags sometimes stink. But he have that amusing little-boy wit that acquires him through the monologue. Occasionally, all the gags are funny, but not that often. When he happens a stinker, he indicates it out as being just that, and usually acquires a laugh.

It's the millstone around his neck.

At times, Leno’s orchestra leader, Kevin, salvages him during the dialogue. Kevin sometimes destructs him. Leno is a good athletics and agitates it off.

I don’t believe there is enough malice, selfishness, anger, etc., inch Leno to do him a great comic, but he usually acquires the occupation done.

Sometimes the show's skits come up off and some times they don’t, but I like skits and hope for the best.

Sometimes he have a study from outside by a individual who might be funny. He had a couple of immature ladies a couple of old age ago who were merriment to watch. I believe they are now raising babies, one in Oklahoma.

His recent studies have got not been as funny.

There is a rule in the concern that says:

If it’s not funny, it’s too damned long!

Okay!

There is NO such as rule!

I made it up.

I was just trying to demo that I’m Associate in Nursing expert on this subject.

Leno is not nosey adequate or interested adequate in his pursuit to be a good interviewer. He never acquires you into the nuts and thunderbolts of his guest.

Leno could be more than effectual if he would simply state to a guest, "Let's see. You were born in Kentucky?"

Or,

"I heard that you wanted to be a chiropracter when you were a small kid."

He wishes to whiff the women and state they are pretty. (Letterman makes this “sniffing” too, but in a less intrusive way.)

I like it when John Jay have animals. He is very good with them. He always travels beyond what is required.

He is also good when his chap comics come up on. That is his bailiwick stemming from his uninterrupted standup comedy modus operandis off set.

His pavement interviews and newspaper headlines are always deserving watching.

He is the King of the late nighttime with a large audience.

David Letterman

David Letterman is an old adult male with a immature child. He have had coronary circumferential surgery. We cognize he is human.

Letterman doesn’t trust on the monologue. He tells two or three jokes, one about rats or squirrels and their nuts, and that is that. Orchestra leader, Paul, like Kevin on the Leno show, adlibs and either prison guards up or reenforces the monologue.

Letterman buzzword delay to acquire to his table and from that point you don’t cognize what will happen.

Letterman utilizes facial and verbal jokes to acquire attention. He throws pencils and cards around the studio. The other nighttime a ablaze adult male ran through the studio as did the New House Of York Marathon winners. He had a bear that they set away every nighttime which is now in hibernation. He plays “Will it Float,” drops things off buildings, saps around with the diner proprietor across the street, and sometimes terrorizes the vicinity by jumping bikes in the street.

Letterman negotiation to the audience much as Leno does, but he have “Know Your Cuts of Meat,” etc., to add interest. Sometimes his invitee have got a fast one or seeks to gull the set with a song.

I have a song that I desire to fob the set with. It’s “Once Iodine Went in Swimmin’.”

Letterman is a very good interviewer but not as good as Jack Paar or Rebel Carson. He have deeper inquiries than Leno. I have got only seen him dumfounded by one quest. (Paris Hilton looks to have got something missing that assists most people to reply inquiries rather than just sitting there saying, Duhhhh.)

Letterman never buries his “Top Ten List.” The following is my listing for the show:

Why makes Saint David Letterman ALWAYS wear White socks?

1. He have jungle putrefaction from WW II. 2. He detests to look for matching socks in the dark. 3. He doesn’t desire to bury his “Country Pumpkin” roots. 4. His blood brother is a male nurse with a big clothes allowance. 5. It assists him conceal in the cotton wool field from the revenuers, besides he's a Windy City White Person Sox fan. 6. He is an devouring Virginia Deer Deer hunter. 7. He works a nighttime occupation in a bakery. 8. He believes he’s Frigid the Snowman. 9. His great grandmother wore achromatic socks and that’s how he retrieves her.

And the 10th ground that Saint David Letterman have on achromatic sox is:

10. He trusts to seek out for the adjacent Mickey-Mouse-type Walt Disney Character.

Jon Stewart

Jon Jimmy Jimmy Stewart have a misanthropic wit that maintains his immature audience laughing. Sideline fictional characters supply skits to add to the fun. I like Samantha, but she can be too coarse (as are others) and my married woman do me switch over the channel.

Stewart also have a invitee and the interview is usually serious.

Politicians, on the show, sometimes like to buffoon around and maintain things funny. (They are in danger of getting clobbered by Jon’s insights.)

The lone thing I don’t like about the Daily Show is that it is too short. Adding the Cobert Report have added the other one-half hr it needed.

Of course, Sir Leslie Stephen Cobert is a complete sap and on his manner to celebrity and fortune.

We necessitate comedy in this unfunny time.

I’m glad these cats are around!

copyright©John T. Jones, Ph.D. 2005

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