Maybelle Misfire Joins Mega Corp

To: Maybelle Misfire
From: I. M.. Power, VP
Welcome aboard! Delighted you have got accepted a place as planning analyst with Mega Corp. See you in September, as they say.

To: Maybelle Misfire
From: Nefarious Airlines
We are bad to larn that Downy experiences humiliated if her true cat bearer is marked "Excess Baggage."

Please retrieve that, in proportionality to her size, Downy have more than room in her bearer than our first class riders bask in their reclining chair seats. Anyway, your true cats are well known in the air hose world. We had to overrule the Hazardous Cargo Alert to let Downy on board in any capacity.

To: Maybelle Misfire
From: Mega Corporation Person Resources
We're delighted to larn that you will be joining us for your drawn-out leave. To travel your household goods, we contracted with Organization Movers, The owner, Frankie Felon, got his start dealing questionable matters at networking political parties in his Master in Business program. Frankie's lawyer, Big Tony, guarantees us Frankie have reformed.

To Organization Moving
From: Maybelle Misfire
I've always wanted to develop an advertisement political campaign on the topic, Life without Furniture (not to advert clothing, dishes or sheets), and Iodine am deeply thankful to your company for giving me an chance to undergo this status while my ownerships stay lost somewhere near Delaware.

Since both my beginning and finish are both West of the Mississippi, I'm glad my piece of furniture will acquire to see something of the East Coast, even if I don't. However, my information aggregation is now approaching redundancy and I am ready to kip in my ain bed again.

To: Maybelle Misfire
From: Organization Moving
We can authorise impermanent adjustments until your piece of furniture arrives, but we cannot military unit any hotel on the planet to accept Fluffy, Tabby and Furball as guests.

Nor can we authorise eating house repasts for felines. We are certain Downy volition retrieve from the injury of eating off a paper plate on the floor. Alas, we don't have got a Feline Therapy Unit, but Big Tony have offered to give some quality one-on-one time to Fluffy's morale problem.

To: Customer Service, Organization Moving Corp.
From: Central Dispatch, Organization Moving Corp.

Who hired Driver Uncle Tom in the first place? When the Highway Patrol inquires about funny-looking plants, our drivers are supposed to declare them as household geraniums, slightly wilted from traveling trauma.

They are not supposed to say, "Gee, I dunno, but it sure looks like something from the sixties, don't it?"

After the full avant garde had been unloaded and inspected at the Sooner State border, and all the dust analyzed, Uncle Tom just started driving east and didn't halt till he saw the ocean. It's up to the praseodymium lawsuits to state Maybelle Misfire what happened to her stuff.

To: Maybelle Misfire
From: Customer Service, Organization Moving
We are genuinely bad about the hold associated with bringing of your household goods. Believe me, our laminitises cognize all about life on the run.

We believe you will understand when we state you that Driver Tom, one of our most experienced and dedicated professionals, halted his motortruck when he spied a true cat caught in a tree on a freezing common cold day. (OK, it was August, but he was in the mountains.)

Fortunately, ladders are standard equipment for Organization Movers. Driver Uncle Tom climbed the tree, rescued the true cat and held its paw during surgery at the local veterinary hospital. After getting medical treatment for his ain scratches, Uncle Tom climbed right back in his truck--but not before making certain that the true cat would have got a loving place with the veterinarian's assistant. We're sure you would have got done the same.

To: Maybelle Misfire
From: I. M. Power, VP
Welcome to your new job. For your first project, we desire you to analyse the client service of our latest client -- our ain Organization Movers.

Seems like they have got a praseodymium problem. Should be easy to fix.

On the other hand, you may have got problem getting primary data. Customers who kick be given to have got forwarding computer addresses like, "Lost Gulch, New Mexico."

If you like feline humor, you may bask my ebook, Maybelle Lives! and my advice to true cats who move. For serious advice about moving with cats, confer with my trade book, Making the Big Move.